i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
listen my aunt has a glittery toilet seat its so pretty i want to show u guys but thats weird
i dont care LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"excersize"???? I thought you said "accessorize"… *slowly starts removing the 200 gold chains*
*pets your face*
this is how you flirt, right?